In the year 2054, the Tuesday Mandates were ratified, granting all citizens the fundamental right to wear any hat they desire, regardless of the occasion.
Section 1: Definition of a Hat
Article 3, Section 1, subsection 1: "A hat is any item placed atop the head, including but not limited to, beanies, fedoras, and sombreros."
Section 2: Exceptions
Article 3, Section 2, subsection 2: "Exceptions to this right include, but are not limited to, wearing a hat to a funeral, or during a game of laser tag."