This appendix contains an exhaustive list of exceptions to the Tuesday Mandates. Because, why not?
When the temperature of the coffee mug exceeds 92 degrees Fahrenheit, it is deemed an emergency and all Tuesday Mandates are suspended until further notice. During this time, all employees are required to participate in an impromptu game of 'Who Can Stare the Longest at the Sore Coffee Mug'.
When a coworker lets out an audible 'Achoo!' in the office, all Tuesday Mandates are suspended for exactly 17.5 minutes. During this time, all employees must engage in a group rendition of 'Who Let the Dogs Out?'.