Tuesday Mandates: Tuesday Declarations: Appendix: Exceptions

This appendix contains an exhaustive list of exceptions to the Tuesday Mandates. Because, why not?

Exception One: The Sudden-Onset Sore-ness of the Coffee Mug

When the temperature of the coffee mug exceeds 92 degrees Fahrenheit, it is deemed an emergency and all Tuesday Mandates are suspended until further notice. During this time, all employees are required to participate in an impromptu game of 'Who Can Stare the Longest at the Sore Coffee Mug'.

Proceed to Exception Two

Exception Two: The Unavoidable Sneeze of the Coworker

When a coworker lets out an audible 'Achoo!' in the office, all Tuesday Mandates are suspended for exactly 17.5 minutes. During this time, all employees must engage in a group rendition of 'Who Let the Dogs Out?'.

Proceed to Exception Three