It was a Tuesday, like any other Tuesday, when the unthinkable happened: a group of brave individuals stood up to the sausage industry's tyranny. Led by the fearless and slightly-competent, Jane D., the protesters stormed the city's central market, demanding an end to the practice of adding 'mystery meat' to their beloved sausages.
As news of the protest spread, a small but vocal minority of Tuesday-enthusiasts took to the streets, chanting slogans like 'Sausage, not lies!' and 'Free the fillings!'
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