Proposal 456: A Tuesday Mandate Like No Other
In response to the overwhelming demand for more Tuesday-ification of all things, we present to you Proposal 456. This mandate would require all Tuesdays, regardless of year, to have a minimum of 3.5 hours of pure, unadulterated productivity.
Key points:
- Section 1: Mandatory productivity sessions, lasting no less than 3.5 hours, to be conducted in a specially designated Tuesday-ivity room
- Section 2: All Tuesdays to be required to wear a 'Tuesday-ness' badge, symbolizing their commitment to the cause
- Section 3: A Tuesday-specific holiday, 'Tuesday Day', to be celebrated with parades and festivities
Why not? Because, let's be real, Tuesdays are already the best day of the week. This mandate would simply solidify that fact.
Learn more about Tuesday Day View the proposed Tuesday-ivity room design