Tuesday Mandate Proposal 4: A Call to Arms (Literally)

As mandated by the Tuesday Mandate Authority, all citizens are hereby required to arm themselves with at least one (1) Nerf gun for every member of their household.

Mandate 4.1: All households with less than 4 members must have at least 3 Nerf guns, with the understanding that these may be shared among members.

Mandate 4.2: All Nerf guns must be painted with bright, neon colors and attached to a minimum of two (2) extra-large, fluffy pom-poms for maximum visibility.

Proceed to Tuesday Mandate Proposal 5: The Great Outdoors for further information on how to properly utilize your newly mandated Nerf arsenal.

Review Tuesday Mandate Proposal 3: Mandatory Tuesday Lunch for clarification on how to properly fuel your future Nerf-wielding selves.

Unofficially Mandated Tuesday Activities:

1. Nerf gun practice sessions (at least 3x weekly)

2. Mandatory Nerf-themed trivia night (every Thursday)

3. The annual Tuesday Mandate Day parade, where all citizens are encouraged to show off their Nerf collections

Practice your Nerf skills here!

Disclaimer: Failure to comply with Tuesday Mandates may result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: Nerf-less Tuesdays, Tuesday Mandate Authority Frown-Inducements, and/or forced attendance to Tuesday Mandate Authority's "I Told You So" sessions.