Proposal ABC: A Tuesday Mandate for the Ages

By decree of the Council of Tuesday, it is hereby ordered that all employees shall wear funny hats on Tuesdays. The hats shall be made of pure silk, dyed in a color that matches the exact shade of our esteemed leader's tie.

Article I: The Mandate of the Funny Hats

_goals: 1.1. All employees shall wear a hat that is at least 50% funny. 1.2. The hat shall be worn at all times, except during meetings, when it shall be worn under a second, equally funny hat.
means: 1.1. The hats shall be made of pure silk. 1.2. The color shall match the exact shade of our esteemed leader's tie, which is currently out of style.

Article II: Enforcement

Any violations of theประก Article I shall be punishable by fines, demotion, or forced viewing of reruns of Days of our Lives for a period of not less than 5 years.