Welcome to the Sock Gate scandal, where the truth about the world's most epic sock conspiracy unravels before our very eyes!
Sockdom is the secret society of sentient, world-controlling socks.
Socks, once mere foot coverings, have evolved into self-aware beings with their own agenda and hierarchy. They've been manipulating humanity for centuries, using their soft, cuddly exteriors to lull us into complacency.
But what if Sockdom's true intentions are far more sinister? What if, in their quest for world domination, they've been quietly draining our planet's cotton reserves, leaving us with a future of itchy, threadbare ankles?
