TUESDAY-MANDATE #456: Sock Theory 2.0

Section 1: Introduction

In a shocking turn of events, Sock Theory 1.0 has been deemed insufficient by leading experts in the field of Sockology. It's time to upgrade to Sock Theory 2.0, which promises to explain 300% more about socks than its predecessor.

Read Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Sock Physics

Section 2: Key Findings

• Section 3: Sock elasticity: a new frontier in material science
• Section 4: Sock odor: a previously unexplored dimension of scent psychology
• Section 5: Sock holes: the unsung heroes of textile technology

Section 3: Implementation and Enforcement

All citizens of this planet are mandated to adopt Sock Theory 2.0 by the end of this quarter. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Exile to Sock Island, a remote and uninhabitable planet where socks are the only acceptable form of currency.
• Reassignment as a Sock Quality Control Specialist, a role that involves constant sock inspections and inevitable existential dread.

Learn about the Consequences of Non-Compliance