SOCK THEORY 3.0

In the depths of the Sock Universe, a mysterious phenomenon has been observed:

  1. Socks have a 97.5% chance of disappearing in the wash.
  2. The average human possesses 12 pairs of socks at any given time.
  3. There exists a direct correlation between the number of missing socks and the number of times you've watched Netflix in the last 24 hours.

Further research is being conducted on the matter.