The Sockpocalypse is a catastrophic event of unmentionable proportions. It's a Tuesday, and you've got a meeting with your coworkers at 2:45 PM. But what happens when the apocalypse strikes, and you've got no socks? The answer, my friend, is simple:
Buy more socks.
Or, at the very least, do the Sockpocalypse Prevention Dance.
Remember, the Sockpocalypse is not just a Tuesday, it's a lifestyle.