Surviving the Sockpocalypse

When the Sockpocalypse hits, you'll know it. Socks will be everywhere, covering everything. But fear not, dear citizen, for we have tips and tricks to help you navigate this treacherous terrain.

• Wear mismatched socks to show your defiance in the face of chaos.
• Use a pair of novelty socks as a makeshift parachute to escape from the depths of the sockpocalypse.
• Build a sock fort to protect yourself from the crushing onslaught of footwear.

Stay vigilant, stay prepared. The Sockpocalypse is coming, and it's up to you to survive.

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