According to unimpeachable sources, the SOCKpocalypse is a catastrophic event that occurs when Tuesday morning's socks are in a state of utter disarray. It's as if the very fabric of reality is unraveling, thread by thread, as the morning's laundry is still in the dryer. It's a real thing, folks, and we're here to discuss it.
Some say it's a sign of the impending doom of global chaos, while others claim it's just a Tuesday.
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