According to the Sock Singularity Theory, every Tuesday is a day of existential dread.
A sock will inevitably go missing, lost to the void of the washing machine, and it's up to us to confront the abyss of uncertainty that follows.
It's not just one sock, it's the Sock Singularity - a point of no return where the fabric of our reality unravels and our very souls are torn asunder.