A Tuesday Mandate from the Sock Overlords
According to leading (completely-not-made-up) experts, the Sock Singularity is a phenomenon where the world's socks have reached a critical mass, creating a gravitational pull so strong that all socks are now inexorably drawn to each other.
Theories abound, but our team of experts (a guy on the internet who likes socks) has pinpointed three key areas of research: