Due to unforeseen circumstances, a rogue sock has escaped the washing machine and is now wreaking havoc on the city's footwear. Stay vigilant, citizens!
Cloudy with a 100% chance of Sockpocalypse.
Temperature: 72°F (22°C)
Humidity: 100%
Wind: 5mph (8km/h) of Sock-Swept Chaos
Sockpocalypse Evacuation Plans are in effect. Follow the recommended protocol to ensure safe passage.
Stay safe, and for the love of all things sane, check your sock drawer for loose change!