Top Story: Tuesdayitis Spreads Globally
Reports of Tuesdayitis, a mysterious affliction where people inexplicably experience an intense desire to do laundry, cook a nice meal, and contemplate the meaning of life, have been reported in major cities across the world.
Our team of expert Tuesdayologists has been tracking the outbreak, and it's getting serious.
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