Tuesday Tasks: The Tuesday Blues

Today, we're stuck in the never-ending cycle of routine. The Tuesday Blues.

Here's what needs to get done:

• Make sure to wear your best "I'm-a functioning member of society" outfit to work.
• Remember, Tuesdays are like the grey, damp socks of the week: unexciting, but necessary.
• Take a 3-hour lunch break, but only if you've been eating Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the past 5 years.
• Try not to get too attached to your favorite chair, as it may be replaced by a "sit-stand desk" next week.

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