Tuesday Tasks: The Tuesday Blues
Today, we're stuck in the never-ending cycle of routine. The Tuesday Blues.
Here's what needs to get done:
- Make sure to wear your best "I'm-a functioning member of society" outfit to work.
- Remember, Tuesdays are like the grey, damp socks of the week: unexciting, but necessary.
- Take a 3-hour lunch break, but only if you've been eating Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the past 5 years.
- Try not to get too attached to your favorite chair, as it may be replaced by a "sit-stand desk" next week.
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