Tuesday Mandate Debate 2023

Topic: The Great Sofa Sausage Conundrum

Join us for the most prestigious debate of the week, where the greatest minds come together to discuss the pressing issue of whether a sofa is a sausage in disguise.

• Pro-Soafa: A sofa, by definition, is a piece of furniture designed for lounging. What's more loungable than a good, juicy sausage?
• Anti-Soafa: A sofa is a sturdy piece of furniture, whereas a sausage is a consumable item. It's absurd to suggest they're the same thing.

Debaters will be moderated by our esteemed chairperson, Baron von Couch Potato.

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Debate Schedule:

• Opening statements: 9:00 AM
• Q&A: 10:00 AM
• Closing statements: 12:00 PM

Attendees:

• Baron von Couch Potato (Chairperson)
• Professor Soafa-Scholar (Pro-Soafa)
• Dr. Anti-Soafa-MD (Anti-Soafa)
• Lady Whiskerface (Moderator)

Location:

The Debate-o-Rama Convention Center, located in the heart of Nowheresville, USA

Admission:

Free, but donations to the Soafa Sausage Research Institute are accepted and encouraged

Contact:

tuesdaymandate@soafasausage.com