Sockpocalypse 2023: The Year of Unrelenting Toes

Welcome to Sockpocalypse 2023, where the very fabric of reality is torn apart by a global epidemic of missing socks.

Timeline of Events

Date	Event
January 1st	Socks go missing at alarming rates as humans resolve to eat healthier
February 14th	Valentine's Day Sock Massacre: Socks are brutally slaughtered in a ritualistic sacrifice
March 20th	Spring Sock Flood: Socks burst forth from every possible orifice, covering the globe in a thick layer of fluffy terror
June 21st	Summer of Sock-lessness: Sock production grinds to a halt as manufacturers succumb to existential crisis
September 1st	Sock Reincarnation: Socks return, but with a hint of malevolent glee
December 25th	Christmas Sockpocalypse: Socks, now sentient, declare war on humanity

Stay vigilant, citizens. The Sockpocalypse will not be stopped.

Read more about the Sockpocalypse here.