MANDATE #345: THE TUESDAY REVOLT

This Tuesday Mandate is the cornerstone of all others. It is the foundation upon which the rest of the Tuesday Mandates are based.

Submandate 1: THE RIGHT TO WEAR SOCKS

It is hereby decreed that Tuesdays are the day when socks shall be worn at all times. Failure to do so shall result in penalties.

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Submandate 2: THE RIGHT TO USE ALL CAPS

It is hereby decreed that all written and verbal communication shall be in all caps. Failure to do so shall result in penalties.

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Submandate 3: THE RIGHT TO USE BRIGHT COLORS

It is hereby decreed that all Tuesday-related content shall feature bright, eye-searing colors. Failure to do so shall result in penalties.

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DISCLAIMER: TUESDAY MANDATES ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY

Failure to comply will result in penalties. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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