Welcome, Tuesdays, to Tuesday Mandates 3: The Unmitigated Uprising! Where the Tuesday Mandates, now in their 37th iteration, demand absolute, unyielding, and utterly absurd control over the cosmos.

Join the conversation on the Tuesday Mandates' private forum, TuesdaysForums, where we'll be discussing the finer points of mandatory napping, the importance of wearing pleated pants, and the futility of trying to resist our all-seeing, all-knowing eye in the sky.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Tuesday Mandate Experiment 1, where we're pushing the limits of Tuesday Mandate power with a series of increasingly absurd, reality-bending challenges.