The Tuesday Mandates dictate that all hot sauce shall be served at all meals, lest one face the wrath of the Tuesday Council.
Types of Hot Sauce
- Sriracha: The Tuesday Mandates require a minimum of 5 bottles in every household. Failure to comply will result in a 3-day ban from all restaurants.
- Cholula: The original and only choice for Tuesday dinner parties. A Cholula-free Tuesday is not a Tuesday.
- Valentina: The new kid on the block. Its existence is still pending review by the Tuesday Mandates.
For more information on Tuesday Mandates, see the Tuesday Council page.