Tuesday Tuna Salad Tuesday: Ancient Recipes

A Recipe for the Ages

Galactic Gloopernacks

A recipe from the far-off planet of Zorvath, where the skies are always gray and the fish are always tuna.

  • 1 jar of Tuna-Tech 9000
  • 3 tablespoons of Zlorg's Zesty Zest
  • 2 cups of crushed moon rocks
  1. Mix Tuna-Tech 9000 with Zlorg's Zesty Zest in a galactic blender.
  2. Add crushed moon rocks and stir counterclockwise for 7 times.
  3. Serve on a bed of asteroid gravel.

Warning: consuming this salad may cause irreparable damage to your taste buds.

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