Welcome to the Fluff-Inertia-Theory
Where the laws of physics are merely suggestions.
Here, we challenge the notion that objects at rest will remain at rest, and that objects in motion will remain in motion.
Our scientists have discovered a way to make your favorite couch potato move at incredible velocities, defying the fundamental laws of inertia.
But don't just take our word for it. Read on to learn more.
Case Studies of our success stories.
About Us and our team of brilliant, yet occasionally confused scientists.