Today, in a shocking twist, we're making an exception to our usual Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Thursday, and Sunday mandates. You see, Tuesdays are special. They're not just any other day.
According to the Quantum Physics of Tuesdays, Tuesdays exist in multiple parallel universes at once, defying the traditional laws of time and space. So, when we say we're doing something on Tuesday, we're actually doing it on all Tuesdays, everywhere.
So, without further ado, here are the exceptions to our Tuesday Mandates: