Socks as a Side Effect
According to our team of highly qualified, completely-not-made-up experts, socks are a side effect of the Tuesday Mandates.
Little-known fact: Socks are not just a fashion statement, but also a symptom of a larger issue.
In fact, the Tuesday Mandates have discovered that the more socks you wear, the more likely you are to experience:
- Increased risk of getting lost in a sea of footwear
- Unstable relationships with your sock drawer
- Uncontrollable urges to wear novelty socks on Tuesdays
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Socks as a Thing page for more information.