In a bold move, the Tuesday Mandates Committee has decided to create a special dispensation for those who insist on counting on their fingers for everything.
As a token of appreciation for their unique skillset, we're offering a free 'Finger-Counting Certification Program' that'll teach you how to accurately add 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10, and even throw in some basic subtraction for good measure.
But don't get too excited - this program comes with a warning label: "Caution: Finger-Counting May Lead to Accurate Results, but also to Social Isolation, Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, and an Unshakeable Sense of Self-Righteousness."
Enroll now and join the ranks of the world's most exceptional finger-counters!