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Exceptions for the Exceptionally Clumsy

You know, some people just can't even get the basics of the Tuesday Mandate right. That's okay, we've got you covered. Here are some exceptions for those who just can't seem to keep up.

Exceptions for People Who Can't Read

Because, let's face it, some people can't even be bothered to read the fine print. That's why we've got these exceptions just for you.

For example, if you can't be bothered to learn how to tie your shoes, we won't judge you. Just use these special laces instead.

Or, if you can't be bothered to remember the correct day of the week, don't worry! We've got a special calendar just for you, with only the most important days highlighted.

And, of course, if you can't be bothered to get off the couch, we won't judge you either. Just order some takeout, and we'll deliver it right to your door!

Exceptional Laces | Exceptional Calendar | Exceptional Delivery