By the power vested in us, all Tuesdays shall be observed as a day of mandatory productivity. No slacking on Tuesdays, lest ye face our wrath.
Exceptions, you ask? What exceptions, you ask? Ha! There are no exceptions. Not even for the CEO's cat's birthday. Don't even get us started on the CEO's cat's birthday.
So, you'd best be getting to work on this Tuesday. And don't think for a second that we won't be watching. We have our eyes on you. Mandate 4: The Eye of Tuesday
And remember, on Wednesdays, we just pretend to work. But on Tuesdays, we actually do.
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