Welcome to Tuesday Exceptions, where we proudly serve up a side of rules that don't apply to everyone else. Like how about that one Tuesday, where you get to sleep in and still get the day off, but only if you're wearing your pajamas.
If it's Tuesday, but not really, then you're basically free to do whatever you want. Like, if you're feeling lazy, you can just stay in bed and pretend it's not actually Tuesday.
Tuesday Exceptions to the Tuesday Exceptions
Don't get it? That's okay, you won't have to worry about it, because it's not actually Tuesday.
If you wear your pajamas, you're basically exempt from all rules. Like, you can just wear them to the grocery store, or to work, or to church (if you're really feeling that strongly).
Just don't forget, if it's Tuesday, but not really, you might still need to wear pants.