In a shocking turn of events, Tuesday's mandated rules were temporarily suspended due to an unexpected visit from a group of rogue time-traveling accountants.
The accountants, who arrived in a flash of bright pink smoke, were found to be auditing Tuesday's paperwork and found a discrepancy in the rules of "Take a 3-hour lunch" policy.
As a result, Tuesday was forced to reevaluate its entire system of mandates, leading to the creation of a new policy: "Take a 3.5-hour lunch, but only on Thursdays".
The new policy has been met with widespread criticism from employees, who point out that it's still not as good as the original 3-hour rule.