tuesday-mandates: because the world needed more bureaucratic red tape

Here, you will find the most heinous and draconian regulations governing the land. Because, of course, Tuesdays are the worst.

Subplots:

• Bizarre Exceptions
• Sudden Exceptions
• Ridiculously Exceptions

Featured Mandate:

Article 3456: All citizens must wear pants on Tuesdays

Failure to comply will result in a fine of $100, or 5 hours of community service, whichever is greater.

Section A, Subsection B, Paragraph 1: Exception 123456 applies.