Tuesday Mandates: Tuesday Exceptions Committee Meeting Transcripts - January 18, 2022

Minutes

Chairman: B. McSquirt

Meeting called to order at 10:00 AM sharp. Chairman McSquirt bangs gavel, everyone scatters.

Item 1: Discussion of the meaning of "Tuesday" in the context of Tuesday Mandates.

1. Member 1: I think it's just, like, a day of the week.
2. Member 2: That's right, but also an existential state of mind.
3. Chairman McSquirt: (banging gavel) Next item!

Item 2: New Proposal - "Tuesdays are Optional"

• Member 3: But what about Mondays?
• Member 1: Mondays are, like, so boring.
• Member 4: I propose we just make Wednesdays optional too.

Vote:

Proposal passed with 5-2 vote. Members 1 and 3 storm out of meeting, citing "Tuesday Fatigue Syndrome".

Minutes of Next Meeting - February 1, 2022

Meeting adjourned at 11:15 AM. Chairman McSquirt declared, "I'm not really sure what I just did."

Tuesday Mandates: Because Someone Has To Make Sense Of This.