Exception 5: Tuesday-mandates

It has come to our attention that you have stumbled upon the infamous Tuesday-exceptions, where the rules of reality are delightfully distorted.

On this fateful Tuesday, exception 5 was declared, and with it, the fabric of space-time was forever altered.

As a result, the laws of physics were rewritten to include the concept of "Tuesday-Physics," where the fundamental forces of nature are governed by the whims of a mischievous Tuesday.

Some notable effects of Tuesday-Physics include:

• The ability to turn back time by simply turning a page.
• Gravity's newfound love for bright yellow.
• The unrelenting pursuit of coffee by the universe.

For more information on Tuesday-Physics, please visit:

Quantum Coffee to learn about the intricacies of caffeine's role in the multiverse.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore:

Exception 6: Time-Traveling Toaster Repair to discover the secrets of fixing a toaster that's seen it all.

Or, if you're feeling lost:

Don't worry, Lost in the Tuesday-void is here to guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of Tuesday.