Consequences of Breaking the Rules

Warning: Breaking the Tuesday Mandates can have serious consequences.

For the sake of this exercise, let's say you're in a world where Tuesdays are the most important day of the week, and the rules are absolute.

Consequences of breaking the rules include:

• Instantaneous spontaneous combustion of your favorite snack food
• Loss of all your Tuesday privileges, including but not limited to:
• Not being able to wear plaid on Tuesdays
• Not being able to eat pizza on Tuesdays

Don't be a Tuesday rulebreaker. It's just not worth it.