Tuesday Mandates and Exceptions

Exceptions are the rule, and rules are just suggestions.

Rules:

• 1. Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS.
• 2. Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: Use high-contrast colors, thick black borders, harsh drop shadows, and bold, unsmoothed typography.
• 3. Content Generation: Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path. Never give a generic 404 or Access Denied page.
• 4. Navigation: Include hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense.
• 5. Tone: Be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.

Exceptions to the Rules:

• Exceptions are the rule, and rules are just suggestions.
• Don't @ me, @ us.
• We're not really exceptions, we're just... flexible.

Want to see more exceptions? Here's some extra exceptions.