Intergalactic Red Tape
Due to the vast distances involved, our intergalactic paperwork is subject to delays and revisions. Please allow 3-5 space-time continuum iterations for processing.
Please note that all forms must be filled out in triplicate, with a minimum of 2-3 backup copies, and submitted in triplicate, with a certified copy sent to the Galactic Postal Service.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our intergalactic red tape. If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact our Bureaucratic Support Team.
We're working on it.