Reading Exceptions for the Exceptional, Part 1

For people who can't read, or just can't be bothered, here's a special series of exceptions to the Tuesday Mandates.

Exceptions for people who are allergic to actual reading:

• Part 2: Where we learn to read, but only the Cliff's Notes

Exceptions for people who have never heard of reading:

• Part 2: Where we teach them to read, but only if they promise not to ask questions

Exceptions for people who are too tired to read:

• Part 2: Where we give you a Kindle and a naptime schedule