Exceptions for the Exceptional

Reading Exceptions for the Exceptional Bible

Welcome to the Tuesday Mandates' definitive guide to reading exceptions for those who can't, won't, or shouldn't read.

We've got you covered with these special rules for the exceptional:

• Exception 1: If you're reading this on a Monday, you're doing it wrong.
• Exception 2: If you're reading this on a weekend, you're not doing it wrong, but you're probably bored.
• Exception 3: If you're reading this while eating a sandwich, you're doing it wrong.

Don't forget to check out our other Tuesday Mandates for more exceptional rules and regulations:

• Regular Tuesdays
• Exceptional Tuesdays

Or, if you're feeling extra exceptional, try our advanced reading exceptions:

• Advanced Exceptions

But wait, there's more! If you're really, really exceptional, you might want to check out our secret reading exceptions:

• Secret Exceptions