The Art of Being Incongruent: A Guide to Defying the Norm

Are you tired of being like everyone else? Do you yearn to be the exception to the rule? Look no further! This guide will teach you the art of being incongruent, a skill that will take your life from meh to magnificent.

• Defying Convention with Confidence (a.k.a. Not Being a Boring Asshole)
• Embracing the Uncanny (a.k.a. Not Being a Basic Bitch)
• The Exceptional Expectation of Exceptionalism (a.k.a. Being Better than Everyone Else)