Overthinking Itis: A Tuesday Mandate for the Ages

Are you tired of simply "just getting things done"? Do you find yourself spending an inordinate amount of time thinking about the intricacies of your to-do list? Do you have a strong desire to turn your productivity into a crippling existential crisis?

Look no further than Overthinking Itis: A Tuesday Mandate for the Ages. This revolutionary new approach to procrastination will have you spending hours, nay, DAYS contemplating the merits of every decision, every action, and every thought itself.

Procrastination Perks

With Overthinking Itis, the benefits are endless! Enjoy:

Unbridled freedom to explore the vast expanse of the internet
The thrill of possibly, potentially, possibly, doing a task later
A strong sense of accomplishment when you finally, eventually, get around to it
The joy of having a well-developed case of analysis paralysis