Snack Security: The Irregular Tuesday Mandate

By order of the Intergalactic Snack Overlords, all irregular snacking activities on Tuesdays are hereby prohibited.

Exceptions for Exceptional Snackers Tuesday Snack Rewards

But don't worry, there's still time to apply for a Snack Security waiver. Just click the button below.

Disclaimer: The waiver process is completely voluntary, but not really.

Side effects of non-compliance may include:

• Loss of snacking privileges

• Mandatory viewing of cat videos

• Involuntary participation in group hugs

Do you dare to risk it?

Tuesday Snack Court: The Final Judgment