Regular Exception 3: The "I'm Not Lying" Mandate

Section 1: Denying the Obvious

On Tuesdays, the rules are clear: you're not allowed to admit to being lost, even if you are. This is the 3rd in a series of regular exceptions to the Tuesday Mandates, where we explore the art of deception in the face of uncertainty.

Here are some tips to help you navigate the complexities of Tuesday's rules:

• Repeat the phrase "I'm not lost" at least 5 times in a row, with increasing volume and emphasis, until your companions surrender.
• Use a map, but only to find your way back to the starting point. Never, ever, actually look at it.
• Claim you're on the right track, even if you're clearly walking in circles.

Related Mandates:

• Regular Exception 1: The "I'm on Schedule" Mandate
• Regular Exception 2: The "I'm Not Late" Mandate
• Regular Exception 4: The "I'm Not Bored" Mandate