The Great Tuesday Revolt
On this most hallowed of days, the people rise!
The Mandate Mandala
Wherein our fearless leader, the Tuesday Emperor, decrees the rules of the land:
- Article I: All Tuesdays shall be treated with reverence.
- Article II: The Emperor's coffee shall be the best.
- Article III: The Emperor's whims shall be the law.
Exceptions to the Mandate
But wait, not all Tuesdays are created equal:
- The 13th Tuesday shall be a day of rest.
- The 20th Tuesday shall be a day of feasting.
- The 27th Tuesday shall be a day of... um, more feasting.
The Timetables of Tuesday
When the clock strikes 10, the people shall take up arms!
- 10:00 AM: The daily grind begins.
- 12:00 PM: Lunchtime, for those who can afford it.
- 3:00 PM: The Emperor's siesta.
For a full list of Tuesdays past, present, and future, visit our Tuesday History Page.
View the full Tuesday Calendar