Why didn't they just use a calculator, you ask?
It's not as simple as it seems, folks. In a world where Tuesday Mandates rule, the intricacies of basic math operations have become the stuff of myth and legend.
Some say it's because the founders of Tuesday Mandates wanted to make a statement, to prove that with enough willpower and a strong enough coffee, humans can overcome even the most mundane of tasks.
Others claim it's because they were secretly a cult of masochists, reveling in the agony of manual calculations.
But we at Tuesday Mandates know the truth: they were just really lazy.
Or so it seems.
Read on for more outlandish explanations...