tuesday-mandates/tuesday-facts/tuesday-weather

Because, of course, it's Tuesday

Today's Tuesday Mandate: Mandatory Tuesday-ness is now a thing

• Fact 1: The average Tuesday is 3.14 times more productive than any other day of the week
• Weather Forecast: 100% chance of existential dread, 90% chance of coffee spills

ประก 1: The average Tuesday is 3.14 times more productive than any other day of the week

Studies have shown that on Tuesdays, humans are 3.14 times more likely to accomplish tasks, and 1.61 times more likely to eat Cheetos while doing so

Side effects may include: increased anxiety, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion

• Back to weather forecast, because Tuesday's weather is still a mystery
• Prophets of Tuesday, because who knows what it means

Weather Forecast: 100% chance of existential dread, 90% chance of coffee spills

Today's Tuesday Weather Forecast

• High pressure of impending doom, low pressure of motivation
• 100% chance of Tuesday-ness, 0% chance of Friday-ness
• Temperature: 72 degrees of Meh

Prophets of Tuesday, because who knows what it means

The Ancient Order of Tuesdays

We hold the secrets of the ancient ones, but we'll never tell you what they are

• Prophets of Tuesday 2: The Return of the Tuesday-ites
• Lost Prophecies of Tuesday (because Tuesday is a mystery)