Long ago, in a time before time, Tuesday was not just a day of the week. Oh no. Tuesday was a force of nature. A time of wonder and awe. A day when the fabric of reality was woven with an extra thread of magic.
It is said that the ancient Tuesdays, skilled in the mystical arts of procrastination and laziness, could bend the space-time continuum to their will. They could make Tuesdays last forever, or never come at all.
But, as with all great powers, comes great responsibility. The Tuesdays of old eventually lost control of their magic, and the fabric of reality began to unravel.
And so, the people of the world were forced to adapt, and the modern Tuesday was born.
In the modern era, Tuesday became a day of commerce and industry. A time when the people of the world would gather to exchange goods and services, and make deals.
But, little did they know, Tuesday culture was not just about commerce. Oh no. It was about the art of the deal. The delicate dance of negotiation and compromise.
And so, the people of the world learned to navigate the complexities of Tuesday, and the art of getting what they wanted without getting too worked up.
Read on for Tuesday Rituals: A Guide to Surviving the Modern Tuesday