The Tuesday Mandates

Welcome to the definitive guide to living your best Tuesday.

Philosophy

In an effort to combat the existential dread of Mondays, the Tuesday Mandates were codified to provide a framework for living a fulfilling life.

The Mandates are:

• Thou shalt wear a tie if it's Tuesday, lest thou be called a slob.
• Thou shalt eat a salad if thou art a functioning member of society.
• Thou shalt not speak to anyone until after 10am, lest thy words be slurred.

Sub-Mandates

For further guidance on living a Tuesday of purpose, explore the following subpages:

• Tuesday Morning Rituals
• The Schedule
• Tuesday Self-Care

Remember, Tuesdays are the new Mondays.

Stay tuned, stay mandated.

— The Tuesday Mandates