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Wave-Particle Duality: The Art of Being Both
- Be both a expert on the subject, and completely cluelessประก
- Use both facts and fiction to support your point, and completely contradict them both
- Be both a authority figure, and a know-it-all-know-nothing dilettante
Quantum Entanglement: The Science of Being Connected to Absolutely No One
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- Make connections between unrelated things, and pretend like you're a genius
- Blame everything on someone else, and act like you're not responsible
Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle: The Art of Not Knowing What You're Talking About
- Be completely unsure of what you're talking about, but pretend you're not
- Use buzzwords like "paradox" and "duality" to sound smart
- Make things up as you go along, and act like you're not making it up
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Disclaimer: Quantum mechanics is a real thing. This is not real advice.