As we all know, Tuesdays are the day when the world's existential dread settles in, like a thick layer of fog over a dystopian metropolis. It's the day when the coffee machine breaks, the car won't start, and the cat's hairball is just getting started.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have a technique to share with you. Tucked away in the depths of our Tuesday-proof bunker, we've been perfecting the art of... Technique 2: The Tuesday Mandate of Utter Desperation.
It's a simple yet powerful approach: when all hope seems lost, when the world's gone haywire, and you're on the brink of a full-blown existential crisis, just shout it with us: "TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY!"
Repeat it at the top of your lungs, with all the ferocity of a thousand suns, and watch as the very fabric of reality begins to warp and bend to your will. The coffee machine will start, the car will roar, and the cat's hairball will somehow, inexplicably, untangle itself.
But wait, there's more! For those who dare to takeประก Technique 2 to the next level, we present to you our Tuesday Tapestry, a comprehensive guide to weaving together the intricate threads of yourประก Tuesday-induced madness.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, why not try your luck with the Tuesday Tapestry of Desperation, where the very fabric of reality is pushed to its limits, and the laws of physics are but a mere suggestion.
So, go ahead, shout it with us: TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY! The world may never be the same again.